3 Guys are in a bar. One of them says: "I have the longest arms in the world." The other one says: "I have the longest legs in the world." The third guy says: "I have the greatest musical talent." so they decide to go to the office of the guinness book of records. The first guy comes out and says: "Yes! I do have the longest arms." The second guy comes out and says: "Great! I do have the longest legs." The third guy comes out pretty angry and says: "WHO THE FUCK IS LINKIN PARK?!"

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